Classic for the 70's Red Army days
(Chorus) We battered scousers, Geordies, Cockneys, Brummies too (and the ICF), For we are the famous scoreboard paddock crew, So we will get off those trains and wait, Outside those shed end gates, And batter one armed Babs and his harmless little few With doc martens on our feet We marched into the Kippax Street, Claiming that our King was Denis Law, He once stood infront of the Stretford End, Scoring goals that sent us around the bend, But Denis doesnt play here anymore. (chorus) The football league was boring us, When Europe started calling us, They said come on over and show us all your ways, Tell us all about your rucks, You drive around in transit trucks, Tell us of the battle of St. Etienne (chorus) You gave us joy of the Busby Babes, Then Bestie came and he amazed, And Denis Law was the King of the Stretford End, I'd play football in my local street, Cos i loved what you did with it at your feet, The boots you wore had all seen better days. (chorus)
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United